Your WTF Moments

[Romek]

A few days ago, there was a little chavvy gang with a pimped out crappy car, fitted with the most expensive speaker system you can ever imagine.
They were playing hymns, full blast. (Outside my house)

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[Weegee]

A few days ago, there was a little chavvy gang with a pimped out crappy car, fitted with the most expensive speaker system you can ever imagine.
They were playing hymns, full blast. (Outside my house)

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Lol

 

[DDRtists]

A few days ago, there was a little chavvy gang with a pimped out crappy car, fitted with the most expensive speaker system you can ever imagine.
They were playing hymns, full blast. (Outside my house)

I just got back from a Car and Bike show up in Fresno, there were LOTS of those kind of cars... D:

 

[tom_mai78101]

Have you ever fed a cow with tea leaves? I did.

I once went to a farm on a high school field trip. Half of the farm is a cattle barnyard, and the other half is where the farmers produce tea leaves. Everyone was feeding to the cows with hay and straws. I was just bored and grabbed a bunch of tea leaves nearby and fed it to 3 cows. What I didn't expect myself to see, was that the cows I fed with tea leaves started to nudge side to side.

Meanwhile, my class is coming over to the place where I was standing to let the farmers give a speech about tea making. I ran away, because I knew the cows were up to something.

About 20 feet away, I asked the teacher if I can be excused to go somewhere safe. The teacher was amused, and asked why. I told the teacher to look at the class, and "expect a stampede coming to our way."

As you might have expected, the cows I fed pooped and made a dungbomb out of nowhere. The class went chaoic and ran towards us.

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What really got me going, is that I got honored for "protecting the teachers from harm's way".

 

[ElderKingpin]

i remember when i was younger i was going to sit down on the toilet. i didnt look at the toilet before i sat down so i fell in. i think i got stuck and i had to ask my mom to help me.
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i also remember when i was younger i was excited to meet some of my old friends at my aunts house. i ran up the steps and rammed into the glass slide door, no one was looking so i was relieved
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this year, after i had cut the grass for my dad, i was cleaning up the grass on the sideway, and i started mumbling (im a cat, imma kitty cat, and i dance dance dance dance dance dance dance), i looked up and 2 people were walking by :/

 

[jonadrian619]

I was playing Soldier Front in a computer shop one day.

If I can remember, I had a seatmate at that time who's a college student (two of them are).

You know what the other one did? He tried to search for something in the internet and doesn't even know what Yahoo or Google is, in fact he misspelled google as Gogel. He also used the address bar to type in his search queries in an older version of IE:nuts:

His friend got frustrated and did all the work for him I guess, even simply trying to find MS word and use it, and even simple copy-paste tasks. He couldn't even read Wikipedia content well.

It's a funny moment for me. I could've helped the guy but my time was already expired.

 

[Sevion]

My mom types addresses into search bars. I'm always like "Zzzz... Nvm...."

 

[Tru_Power22]

6 different groups of people came by my McDonnalds, I took pictures with to help them with a scavenger hunt. Everyone in the kitchen was laughing their asses off.

 

[ReVolver]

I was singing Smells Like Teen Spirit during class while the instructor was teaching. After the first 4 minutes, 10 other classmates starting to sing along with me....yes we where all bored in class...

me:
"Load up on guns
Bring your friends
Its fun to lose
And to pretend
Shes overboard
Myself assured
I know I know
A dirty word"...

now everybody!

"With the lights out its less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido
Yea"

 

[BANANAMAN]

I was getting wasted shot after shot at this one party with my Drama club when i almost literally ran into this one chick. When i examined her closer (which was hard while everything was spinning around and around) she was one of those chicks i haven't seen since 2nd year high. We where like.

Chick:"You look familiar"
Me:"No i don't think i know you.. OH SUNNUVA BITCH!! YOU!!"

 

[Hatebreeder]

My abolute WTF?! moment was:

A friend and i were out on party.
Late that night, my girlfriend and i went to my place, and he went alone to his his place.

Next morning i asked, if we could come over, since my GF and he and some other were in the same DnD group.
On the Telephone:
I : Well hey there, can we come to your place a little earlier? We'd bring our BBQ and stuff...
He: NOW?! You can't just come to my place right now !
I : Why?...
He: My Brother had a BUKKAKE last night in the living room. It's full of disgusting people and white, transparent fluids.
I : ...WTF?! I'll call you later again.
He: NOOOO, don't leave me here alone ! *whine*
I : Then come over to my place...

 

[BANANAMAN]

He: My Brother had a BUKKAKE last night in the living room. It's full of disgusting people and white, transparent fluids.

Approved :thup:

 

[ElderKingpin]

i was eating some yogurt i had frozen for fun, and while i was digging the spoon into the yogurt the spoon snapped in half :[

oh and a while ago i was browsing my USER cp, and i scanned my Rep. and i saw something..

...i saw red.:banghead:

 

[ElderKingpin]

Ok.. so bump (i dont know why im the one thats doing it) i had a new wtf moment.

During my piano lessons, i forgot how to say "I second guessed myself" i said "Im um second thinking myself".. "I second thought myself"

Wow.

 

[Sevion]

Wtf?

During my various magic trick shows, I was doing a trick called (well I call it Three by Three, it has no official name), and I was spelling out the spectator's name and I don't know where I screwed up, but I got the wrong card, and the spectator's like "That's not my card".

I was just like "Wtf?"

There. That's the best I got ;o Someone, quick, outdo me.

 

[ElderKingpin]

Seeing an old wrinkly guy, naked

 

[Whitesock]

Reading the above post.

But seriously, wtf. :nuts:

 

[ElderKingpin]

go to a locker room in a public gym, and youll understand

 

[DDRtists]

go to a locker room in a public gym, and youll understand

This man speaks the truth... :nuts:

 

[Bloodcount]

My wtf moment ?

I acompanied my friend in his search of a very rare book. IN the end we ended up in an abandoned house full with drugged/drunk people and some creepy old lady was in the garden(if anyone want's to know the entire story just tell me, I will post it here)

Second WTF moment: My ex was the most nice and inocent girl I have met in my entire life so far. She had 2 older sisters who were always trying to make her a lot more.... open to the world. At some point things between me and that girl started to get bad.
(On the phone BC= Bloodcount; GF= my girl friend)

BC: Hey, there darling, what's up ?
GF:Nothing, just chilling out at my friend's house
BC: I c. Have I met her ?
GF: well, actually it is a he
BC(with irony) WHAT!? You are cheeting on me while I am on vacation ? Couldn't you pick at least a more original time ?! So, what's his name (normal voice)
GF: Well, there are a coupple friends of this friend.. and....
BC: you are the only girl? xD
GF: well, yes...
BC: :O :O :O :O (at this point is should say that she was very smart, pretty and inocent She never ever made jokes about sex(too shy). This was wtf but wait)
BC: Enough for a gang-bang ? xD
GF: Yep, we might do it later!
BC: WTF!? !?!?!?!?!?