Health The Spermine Facial

[Pineapple]

So I was browsing through this week’s New York magazine on my way to work this morning and read a short piece on how the latest craze in anti-aging treatments is a sperm-based facial. I’m sorry, what now?

Called the Spermine Facial, it consists of slathering synthesized human sperm on your face and then running an ultrasound and infared light over the substance to help it, ahem, penetrate deeper. Townhouse Spa is currently offering this service for $250.

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So I was browsing through this week's New York magazine on my way to work this morning and read a short piece on how the latest craze in anti-aging treatments is a sperm-based facial. I'm sorry, what now? Called the Spermine Facial, it consists of…

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Tell everyone.

Also, any girls interested I could do the same deal without the ultrasound or light for a fraction of the cost.

 

[Atreyu]

Wow.
Never really thought that works .

 

[13lade619]

...where do they get the 'donors'...

 

[Azlier]

>slathering synthesized human sperm on your face

 

[monoVertex]

Wow.
Never really thought that works .

It works even without the infrared thing. Sperm has a lot of vitamins, to keep healthy the spermatozoids. Those vitamins help against aging.

 

[vypur85]

> Sperm has a lot of vitamins, to keep healthy the spermatozoids. Those vitamins help against aging.

Then how come our testicles do not look.... young?

 

[T.s.e]

I'd be surprised if that didn't cause skin cancer.

 

[Prometheus]

...:banghead:
Really?

 

[Cohadar]

>slathering synthesized human sperm on your face

Probably "synthesized" from local hobos.

Next thing they will claim that sperm prevents karies

 

[Eyonix]

I think i'll be telling my gf about this... Just without the extra infared and stuff

 

[undeadorcjerk]

This is why my girlfriend looks so damn nice.
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Go figure, Pineapple is the one to post this.

 

[Knight7770]

> Sperm has a lot of vitamins, to keep healthy the spermatozoids. Those vitamins help against aging.

Then how come our testicles do not look.... young?

I don't think sperm's going to be flowing directly out of them onto your skin...unless you have a problem.

 

[monoVertex]

> Sperm has a lot of vitamins, to keep healthy the spermatozoids. Those vitamins help against aging.

Then how come our testicles do not look.... young?

I don't think sperm's going to be flowing directly out of them onto your skin...unless you have a problem.

My exact thoughts... maybe they look young on the inside, who knows? And those vitamins and stuff doesn't makes skin 'young', they feed it and keep it healthy. We interpret a healthy skin as young .

However, I doubt that the respective substances only exist in sperm. The sperm thing is just to attract the attention.

 

[BANANAMAN]

Bukkake,It now prevents aging..

 

[Weegee]

The key to a longer lasting life. Try Sperm On The Face! It will work guaranteed or your money back!

Commercials for this would be funny. What also would be funny if this turned out to be the secret to immortality... How the hell does this work for guys?

 

[BANANAMAN]

i guess it gives them a new reason to be gay?

 

[DDRtists]

"Come on baby, it's good for your skin!" :thup:

 

[Jesus4Lyf]

How disturbing.

 

[seph ir oth]

I hear putting the cream in your mouth is 100 more effective than brushing your teeth. Oddly enough, it only works for women. Sucks for me. Darn.

 

[Jolly chap*]

I wonder how that woman I saw the other day looks so pretty ...